Saturday, January 23, 2016

FREE! Bitter Chocolate Taito Kuji Figures

Hello, Hero(ine)/s!

Who here is obsessed with chocolate? ( ゚∀ ゚) I know I am! One of my good friends Bryan is also in love with sweets. I always see him being poked fun at because of his obsession! I don't think it's that much of a big deal though~ It's kinda cute seeing boys like sweets. All my guy best friends love alcohol and greasy burgers and those comprise 90% of their diet which is almost laughable at times. Ah, youth. I should probably sneak in a lettuce and tomato (or two) whenever we eat out, eh?

Growing-up, I had this obnoxious obsession with chocolate Milo bars. (Those mini green rectangular bars, remember...? AKA: HELL.) I'd mix them with hot milk and it was like a party in my mouth! OM NOM NOM BOM. o((◕ฺ∀ ◕✿ฺ))o

Until I developed tonsillitis and ultimately gave it up because my throat burned for around 2 weeks. I remember weeping as a chubby 7th grader and cursing the creators of the chocolate at the back of my mind.

Bye bye~

Today, I wanted to talk about a new Free! kuji called Bitter Chocolate! Quite possibly one of the cutest! (or should I say chocolatiest? *gets kicked* There's a commercial here about a chocolate drink that says that. I thought it was quite appropriate to say for this collection!)

You can get them at my shop here!


They legitimately look like chocolate figures. I wouldn't be surprised if someone unfamiliar with Free! kujis think they're food! There's something about how they're painted that gives them the illusion of being so! (m*´∀`)m

Haru: I kind-of like this outfit but... I want to swim now.

Haru-chan looks a little bored again! Will I ever see him joyful in a kuji? Maybe one day! I think he's really cute, don't you? He seems to be mulling something over. I also like the way his hair is styled here.

Rin: I don't like this at all. Boo. :P
Me: Stop it, Rin-chan! Just a little longer!

Ah, the ever so cute Rin-chan! He doesn't seem to like this series...? Or chocolate in general? But he is still cute! He has his hair on a ponytail, and it's such a cute detail! Please tell me you love Rin-chan here as much as I do! I just want to give him a hug!

Rei: Oho! I see. We look like chocolate men!

Well, yes, technically you guys are here in this kuji... *sweats* (´・∀・`)

Rei: I see...

Rei-chan seems a little unhappy being near chocolate. Is it because he finds it unhealthy? Oh no! Rei-chan's figures always involve something with his glasses. I think the creators put in a lot of effort in making him. His kujis really represent him well, don't you think so?

Nagisa: I think it's cute, Mika-chan! Eheh.
Me: Yes, Nagisa-chan. But your forced smile says so otherwise...!

The Pink-Yellow combination of Nagisa's kuji is a breath of fresh air! I do enjoy it! But quite strange how his expression is uncomfortable in this one? Am I not seeing it right? I'd have to say that he's adorable! (ノ `・∀・)ノ゙

And lastly, Mako-chan! How pleasant is his expression? He is my favourite in this bunch! Just seeing his calm expression makes me feel the same way! *in Mika's head* Yes, I will be your chocolate man, Mika-chan! 

>///////< SQUEES

Makoto: Eh? I'm not with anyone?
Me: Well, Sousuke's not in this kuji yet...
Mako: I see. I will wait for him then.


OH! Rin-chan puts up a hard bargain! (.﹒︣︿﹒︣.)

He still won't be happy with a kitkat!

(⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)゚ R E J E C T E D ? !

Here they are altogether! What a cute squad! (It's just missing Sousuke!) Please consider getting them! They would be happy to be with you~ (★ ̄∀ ̄★)

Haru: So long as they live somewhere near water...
Rei: I would like to see their papers to see if they followed building code first!
Nagisa: I hope I don't be apart from Rei-chan...
Rin: I don't care who gets me.
Makoto: I'll be happy anywhere so long as Haru's with me...